TAXES...

BE SURE TO READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END…
TAX HIS LAND, TAX HIS BED, TAX THE TABLE AT WHICH HE’S FED.
TAX HIS TRACTOR, TAX HIS MULE, TEACH HIM TAXES ARE THE RULE.
TAX HIS WORK, TAX HIS PLAY, HE WORKS FOR PEANUTS ANYWAY.
TAX IS COW, TAX HIS GOAT, TAX HIS PANTS, TAX HIS COAT.
TAX HIS TIES, TAX HIS SHIRT, TAX HIS WORK, TAX HIS DIRT.
TAX HIS TOBACCO, TAX HIS DRINK, TAX HIM IF HE TRIES TO THINK.
TAX HIS CIGARS, TAX HIS HBEERS, IF HE CRIES TAX HIS TEARS.
TAX HIS CAR, TAX HIS GAS, FIND OTHER WAYS TO TAX HIS ASS.
TAX ALL HE HAS, THEN LET HIM KNOW THAT YOU WON’T BE DONE TILL HE HAS NO DOUGH.
WHEN HE SCREAMS AND HOLLER, THEN TAX HIM MORE, TAX HIM TIL HE’S GOOD AND SORE.
THEN TAX HIS COFFIN, TAX HIS GRAVE, TAX THE SOD IN WHICH HE’S LAID.
PUT THESE WORDS UPON HIS TOMB, ‘TAXES DROVE ME TO MY DOOM…’
WHEN HE’S GONE, DO NOT RELAX, IT’S TIME TO APPLY THE INHERITANCE TAX.
ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE TAX
BUILDING PERMIT TAX
CDL LICENSE TAX
CIGARETTE TAX
CORPORATE INCOME TAX
DOG LISCENSE TAX
EXCISE TASES
FEDERAL INCOME TAX
FEDERAL UNEMPLOYMENT TAX (FUTA)
FISHING LICENSE TAX
FOOD LICENSE TAX
FUEL PERMIT TAX
GASOLINE TAX (42 CENTS PER GALLON)
GROSS RECEIPTS TAX
HUNTING LICENSE TAX
INHERITACE TAX
INVENTORY TAX
IRS INTEREST CHARGES IRS
PENALTIES (TAX ON TOP OF TAX)
LIQUOR TAX
LUXURY TAXES
MARRIAGE LICENSE TAX
MEDICARE TAX
PERSONAL PROPERTY TAX
PRIVILEGE TAX
PROPERTY TAX
REAL ESTATE TAX
SERVICE CHARGE TAX
SOCIAL SECURTIY TAX
ROAD USAGE TAX
SALES TAX
RECREATIONAL VEHICLE TAX
SCHOOL TAX
STATE INCOME TAX
STATE UNEMPLOYMENT TAX (SUTA)
TELEPHONE FEDERAL EXCISE TAX
TELEPHONE FEDERAL UNIVERSAL SERVICE FEE TAX
TELEPHONE FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL SURCHARGE TAXES
TELEPHONE MINIMUM USAGE SURCHARE TAX
TELEPHONE RECURRING AND NON-RECURRING CHARGES TAX
TELEPHONE STATE AND LOCAL TAX
TELEPHONE USAGE CHARGE TAX
USE TAX
UTILITY TAX
VEHICLE LICENSE
REGISTRATION TAX
VEHICLE SALES TAX
WATERCRAFT REGISTRATION TAX
WELL PERMIT TAX
WORKERS COMPENSATION TAX
(LET’S NOT FORGET THAT THEY KEEP ADDING MORE, NOW THEIR TALKING OF 3% FOOD TAX AND DAIRY FARMER TAX)
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
NOT ONE OF THESE TAXES EXISTED 100 YEARS AGO, AND OUR NATION WAS THE MOST PROSPEROUS IN THE WORLD. WE HAD ABSOLTELY NO NATIONAL DEBT, HAD THE LARGEST MIDDLE CLASS IN THE WORLD, AND MOM’S STAYED AT HOME TO RAISE THE KIDS. (EVEN BOTH MEMBERS WORKING TODAY IS HARD ENOUGH). WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED? CAN YOU SPELL…’P O L I T I C I A N S’!!! AND I STILL HAVE TO ‘PRESS 1’ FOR ENGLISH!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? I HOPE THIS GOES AROUND THE USA AT LEAST 100 TIMES!!! YOU CAN HELP IT GET THERE!!! WHEN WILL IT STOP?
GO A HEAD AND BE AN AMERICAN!!!
LET OUR VOICES BE HEARD!